"Oh for F***s sake!"

A direct quote from Mal when I told him we'd be going to the grocery store last night... As we were walking through the grocery store I was talking to him, looking over our list and texting the lovely SP. So, yeah you can say it, I'm awesome!

Anyway! I had to start this blog with something kind of funny considering this weekend all I wanted to do was become totally invisible. So let me just start by saying when Mal and I tie the knot I am NOT and I repeat NOT be having a bridal shower (sorry to disappoint you SP). OK, so my sister had not one but two bridal showers. Bridal shower numero uno was on Saturday at her friend Sophie's parents ranch house (aka out in BFE!) So, this Bridal shower was cute, they played the typical shower games, which was all well and good. But, during the gift opening, there was one girl, Chrissy who I really wanted to smack into next Wednesday. Now, said girl had a bridal shower the weekend before my sister's shower and all she could talk about was herself and her fiance "Clint". Not to mention the bible thumbing girls looked down on me for being pregnant AND OMG unmarried. So to those girls I will marry my fiance whenever the hell I am ready and how dare you judge me!

So then on Sunday my sister had bridal shower numero dos. Which was way less awkward! But before we went to said party I was volunteered to tag along with my mom and grandma to go to Kohl's and Bed, Bath & Beyond to get my sister's shower gift. First I got lost in Kohl's, then I nearly knocked over a display of turkey roasting pans at BB&B, by the time I left I was so flustered and agitated I was nearly in tears (and not to mention it was humid as shit on Sunday). Then my mom decided she needed to go to the grocery store... by the time the party came around all I wanted to do was crawl into bed and sleep.... (sigh)

And today I just woke up in a crap mood. I had heartburn most of the day, the underwire in my bra broke (And I LOVED that bra), and the events of the weekend are now catching up with me. And now this weekend I have to worry about this damn bachelorette party which I have a feeling is going to be a bust. I wish I could drink I need one right about now.